I will be in Finland for the next three weeks. While there, I will take a break from being an inept cultural critic. Starting Saturday, I will be an inept travel writer instead. Stay tuned, and in the meantime, enjoy this hilariously biased piece of reporting by 60 Minutes, coming at you live from 1991!
Take one sip of your drink for every instance of regrettable cultural myopia. You’ll puke if you’re doing it right…even if your drink is nonalcoholic.